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CU Medallion [64837]
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Story from one of Wife's Nursing Friend
Jan 30, 2019, 8:20 AM
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I called BS on this, but wife's friend swears that it's true.
A man tried (God knows why?) to bite off a woman's clint while they were having sex. She was brought to the hospital for a labial laceration.
The joke is that the poor guy couldn't find the clint.
My alternative take: maybe if her bizness didn't look like a Arby's Big Montana sandwich, he wouldn'ta been chewing on it.
Also, squirt is really pee. Greenr
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Thank you for finally addressing the squirt
Jan 30, 2019, 8:21 AM
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The organism is real, the squirt is fake. It's pee.
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CU Medallion [66038]
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WHALE
Jan 30, 2019, 8:25 AM
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I can't argue about the pee, but it's still exciting, none the less.
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Just another BS thing they can do to make you think you're
Jan 30, 2019, 8:29 AM
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a king.
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Oculus Spirit [79188]
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Re: WHALE IT DOESN'T TASTE LIKE IT***
Jan 30, 2019, 9:48 AM
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Legend [18018]
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It's "mostly" pee.
Jan 30, 2019, 2:45 PM
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comes from the bladder through the urethra but has a small amount of fluid from the skene’s glands, but mostly-it's pee. The "squirt" is caused by the ###### so not sure I'd say it's "fake."
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All-In [36450]
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Pigs of this Big Montana Cooch?***
Jan 30, 2019, 8:24 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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You're looking too far north.
Jan 30, 2019, 8:31 AM
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More akin to the illusive, yet infamous, Texas Tunnel Twat.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I would eat it for sure.
Jan 30, 2019, 8:38 AM
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Maybe a little Arby’s sauce for cooch flavor
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Horsey Sauce***
Jan 30, 2019, 9:06 AM
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Dude
Jan 30, 2019, 8:40 AM
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That’s not even close to kosher
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Prime.
Jan 30, 2019, 10:46 AM
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Nice.
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Wait
Jan 30, 2019, 8:33 AM
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Women can squirt? BULL. CHIPS.
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All-In [36450]
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I dated a woman over a year ago that squirted.
Jan 30, 2019, 8:40 AM
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Had to really hit the G spot and apply a lot of pressure w several fingers to make her do it.
Didn’t smell like pee... ?????
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Heisman Winner [137862]
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It's true.
Jan 30, 2019, 9:17 AM
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I've encountered a few. Was terribly confusing the first time I witnessed it in the 90s, because we didn't have internet and pronhub.
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he needs to watch busty first timer....***
Jan 30, 2019, 8:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85298]
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What's a clint?***
Jan 30, 2019, 8:43 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97703]
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Re: What's a clint?***
Jan 30, 2019, 8:44 AM
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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The best barber in Clemson back in the day
Jan 30, 2019, 8:51 AM
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And in a related csb, the hand vibrator massage he gave you when he was done, was the best part.
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110%er [9879]
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Sounds a little
Jan 30, 2019, 8:57 AM
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gay, but I'd be into it
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Correction: It'd be into you.***
Jan 30, 2019, 9:07 AM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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never had one shoot across the room ....BUTT
Jan 30, 2019, 9:28 AM
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Not counting giant wet spots, I have had 3 over the years gush copious amounts of NON pee.
copious amounts.
Didn't taste like pee. Clear, smooth liquid thicker than water. no smell, faint taste of #####
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Maybe leftover gravy from a previous partner?***
Jan 30, 2019, 9:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79188]
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Heisman Winner [137862]
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The ratio is roughly
Jan 30, 2019, 9:56 AM
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two girls = one cup.
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Oculus Spirit [79188]
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Do you have any video evidence of this 2 girls 1 cup?***
Jan 30, 2019, 10:05 AM
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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glad you went ahead and put lady in quotes
Jan 30, 2019, 4:00 PM
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'cuz i was about to
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Comment on last line
Jan 30, 2019, 9:33 AM
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You're wrong. Doesn't matter either way. Still hot.
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wimmen have bizness?***
Jan 30, 2019, 9:49 AM
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Heisman Winner [134202]
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Re: Story from one of Wife's Nursing Friend
Feb 3, 2019, 1:48 PM
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Ouch!!!!!
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