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If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:38 AM
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(And no, you can’t say commit suicide, end it all etc.)
I would deworm myself.
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Re: If you were a foot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:41 AM
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Never really thought about being a foot before.
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well played I corrected to coot***
Nov 28, 2018, 9:44 AM
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Orange Blooded [4846]
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become a citadel fan or a clemson fan***
Nov 28, 2018, 10:02 AM
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Ask the ankle out for coffee and a bagel***
Nov 28, 2018, 9:42 AM
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What if she asked you for your digits?***
Nov 28, 2018, 9:45 AM
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Legend [16427]
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Find a real team to pull for***
Nov 28, 2018, 9:45 AM
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:47 AM
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Find a lady gamecoot and go behind a dumpster!
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Letterman [288]
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 29, 2018, 4:24 AM
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Find a lady gamecoot and go behind a dumpster!
Be careful with that. Hers might be bigger than yours.
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Orange Blooded [3839]
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Jump off the Waccamaw Bridge***
Nov 28, 2018, 9:48 AM
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:48 AM
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How about asking someone else to shoot me?
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this unfortunately is within the pre-mentioned rules***
Nov 28, 2018, 10:01 AM
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:48 AM
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I'd hope that Rex Ryan wasn't near me that day
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:51 AM
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Try to get paroled.
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Make sure my dog was finished cleaning my false teeth before
Nov 28, 2018, 1:37 PM
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I headed to the gas station for work.
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Put a Gun in my Mouth***
Nov 28, 2018, 9:52 AM
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This was addressed earlier***
Nov 28, 2018, 10:00 AM
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 9:54 AM
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I would go over to Jhop83's house to play Magic the Gathering.
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Learn to accept a 21 point loss is a victory
Nov 28, 2018, 10:05 AM
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Go to Tigernet and pretend I am a Tiger to try desperately to be relevant to a team that actually achieves real life goals. Appreciate participation ribbons from the sec while the "other" teams I cheer for actually succeed. Remember to buy Crimson for November football.
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Orange Blooded [3179]
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Find the first neurosurgeon...
Nov 28, 2018, 10:05 AM
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because something would be definitely wrong with my brain
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 10:11 AM
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Tell everyone how great Alabama is and that no one will beat our big brother.
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I guess I'd go to Lowes and steal a few
Nov 28, 2018, 10:14 AM
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cans of Great Stuff, stick them in my ear and spray, so I could fill up all the empty space in my skull.
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Well, based on what I see in my office
Nov 28, 2018, 10:15 AM
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I'd empty all the wastebaskets.
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^^^finalist***
Nov 28, 2018, 10:30 AM
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Harakiri........the honorable thing!*
Nov 28, 2018, 10:23 AM
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Nm
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buy a Bama shirt***
Nov 28, 2018, 10:55 AM
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Pray that it didn't turn out like the movie
Nov 28, 2018, 1:39 PM
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Groundhog Day …….. Never Again !
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 2:30 PM
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Check myself into a mental institution. Oh heck, if I were a coot I wouldn't be that smart.
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Legend [16646]
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Cross the road
Nov 28, 2018, 2:35 PM
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At rush hour!
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 2:40 PM
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I would just relax and roam around.
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 3:16 PM
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I would boil some water add salt, pepper, celery , onions and garlic. Defeather myself jump in the pot and make some clucking chicken soup!
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CU Medallion [65002]
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Have somebody knock me out for 24 hours.
Nov 28, 2018, 3:17 PM
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And then, take hypnotherapy so that I could purge it from the memory banks.
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Re: If you were a coot for a day what would be the first thing you’d do?
Nov 28, 2018, 11:32 PM
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I would head on down to willy b to get my self a bj and a cup of poo ice.
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Legend [19567]
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Buy my free Akron tickets?***
Nov 28, 2018, 11:37 PM
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Re: Buy my free Akron tickets?***
Nov 29, 2018, 12:10 AM
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I would buy me a 50th anniversary 1969 ACC Championship shirt!
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Re: Buy my free Akron tickets?***
Nov 29, 2018, 12:25 AM
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I would buy me a 50th anniversary 1969 ACC Championship shirt!
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The first thing I'd do is...
Nov 29, 2018, 4:52 AM
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find someone to remove the tracking ankle bracelet then I'd return all my Bama and Cootgear to the Dollar Store/Kmart for a refund or just throw the by the Goodwill dumpster. I'd go to Gator's shop and buy a new Clemson Paw cap and hoodie then shower and delouse before I put it on.
I'd probably make a dentist appointment then sign myself into rehab and join an AA group to help me get my life on track. Imo, it's a shame to waste a perfectly good human on a life of cootism.
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