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Burn down Chic-Fil-A
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Burn down Chic-Fil-A


Apr 12, 2019, 11:33 AM

Wednesday, my wife told me they had eaten and she was at Yoga. I was on my own for dinner, so I stopped at Chic-Fil-A. I ordered a No 1 WITH NO PICKLES. I got home and the stupid sumbitches had pickles on the stupid sandwich. As usual, I threw away the top part of the bun and the pickles. I wiped the friggin breadding off the middle of one side, and I proceeded to eat my somewhat ruined sandwhich. I did load it with mayo and hot sauce, so that helped.

But I forgot to ####&moan about it yesterday, so I'm doing it now.



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Re: Burn down Chic-Fil-A


Apr 12, 2019, 11:35 AM

I am not a pickle person either, however, I like their pickles. I take them off before eating the sandwich.

^^^there is a joke here somewhere, I am just not fast enough

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You know their chicken is brined in pickle juice, right?


Apr 12, 2019, 11:36 AM

HTH

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Allegedly.


Apr 12, 2019, 11:48 AM

Even if true, different than actual pickles just laying there. ON my #### sandwich.

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Afraid I'm gonna have to bust this myth.


Apr 12, 2019, 12:13 PM [ in reply to You know their chicken is brined in pickle juice, right? ]

As a UDP teenager, I came to be employed at Chick-Fil-A, being drawn by their collegiate scholarship opportunities....as I mentioned, I was UDP. This is a fine Christian establishment, guided by the highest moral code in the production of delicious chicken and life education of its young employees. In the eyes of the Lord, Monica didn't merely expose her breasts to teenage Slac in the walk-in, she was furthering my education. Thank you, Monica, you and your breasts are lovely.

Oh yeah, back to chicken. It comes to the store frozen hard as a brick and set into a fridge to thaw. Once thawed, the goopy chicken juice is poured off and the breasts (mmmmmm....breasts) go directly into the seasoned coating. Don't ask me what is in the coating, the ingredient list was a mile long and I'm sure it's changed a bit since teenage Slac worked there. From there, the seasoned breast goes directly into a 350° fryer which is then closed and pressurized. Cook time as I remember is about 4 minutes. Release pressure, pull up basket, and dump these plump tasty breasts into a hotel pan for assembly into sandwiches. Buns are buttered, toasted, and then assembled bottom first, breast second, pickles third, top last. Fit this newly minted sandwich perfection into a foil bag and place into the heating drawer for sale.

At no time, is the meat subjected to brine solution before, during, or after it's processing. I dig you, Ayejoe, not trying to burst any bubbles; just wanted to set the record straight. Also, it provided a great opportunity to tell my story about sweet Monica.

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I accept this account only bc it came with a side of tiddies***


Apr 12, 2019, 12:17 PM



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C'mon, man. Pigs of Monica????


Apr 12, 2019, 12:32 PM [ in reply to Afraid I'm gonna have to bust this myth. ]

????????

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Late 80's, man. I'm pretty sure even if I'd had


Apr 12, 2019, 12:41 PM

an iphone, the daguerreotype app prolly hadn't been invented.

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They had disposable cameras: a dime a dozen.


Apr 12, 2019, 12:44 PM

You know you have pigs. Scan and attach.

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3 paragraphs, but only 2 sentences about Monica.


Apr 12, 2019, 1:07 PM [ in reply to Afraid I'm gonna have to bust this myth. ]

Next time, just keep your nothing Monica story to yourself, remember more, or make something up.

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That's harsh, man.


Apr 12, 2019, 1:56 PM

How bout a digital re-creation?

?@?@??(????)

Notice my satisfaction in my smile as I give'em a little jiggle.

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sorry, I forgot the winky-smiley-face thing.***


Apr 12, 2019, 2:38 PM



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Wait, wait, wait...


Apr 12, 2019, 6:04 PM [ in reply to Afraid I'm gonna have to bust this myth. ]

how do you know they had not been brined in the pickle juice before being frozen? How big were those puppies?

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I’m with you.


Apr 12, 2019, 11:49 AM

I eat my pickles with no chicken and my chicken with no pickles.

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I love pickles


Apr 12, 2019, 11:52 AM

butt the pickles on the CFA sandwich ruin it.

Sorry not sorry.

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JFC micallen, CFA brines them in pickle juice


Apr 12, 2019, 12:06 PM

but that one small pickle will destroy the whole sandwich for you

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Re: JFC micallen, CFA brines them in pickle juice


Apr 12, 2019, 12:33 PM



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Re: Burn down Chic-Fil-A


Apr 12, 2019, 1:01 PM

Next time you go there, tell them and I'd guess they will give you a free sandwich...

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You sound like you might have the palette of a child


Apr 12, 2019, 1:52 PM

Do you have the palette of a child?

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At times.***


Apr 12, 2019, 2:53 PM



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Herb ain't gonna like this.***


Apr 12, 2019, 3:52 PM



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