Heather Dimmich a/k/a "Dimwitch" a/k/a "the sammich maker" has been put on triple-secret behind-the-kitchen-doors probation by Rece Davis and Kirk Herbstreit. They discovered jars of Hellman's Mayonnaise hidden inside a Duke's Mayonnaise Box inside ESPN's kitchen pantry.
When confronted with the evidence, she disavowed any knowledge of the contents despite the fact that an open jar was found inside and Lee Corso walked out of the kitchen with a Banana Mayo sammich mumbling "Dis jus' don't taste right."
Good Morning, Mr. and Mrs. America, and all the Ships at Sea!!!
Re: Breaking news from ESECPhttps://www.tiN: update @8:00am
Oct 3, 2018, 6:28 AM
Not so fast. Throw in some OSU round mascot head, ND rain, Bama elephant $hit, Maria tellin' you different, Oregon different bread color, womens basketball...