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Orange Blooded [2180]
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Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 3:22 PM
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Security is scared he'll break it.
Boulware doesn't need milk to make Rice Krispies snap crackle and pop.
Boulware can dribble a football on a trampoline.
Boulware has no shoulder pads.
Whatcha got?
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Orange Blooded [4640]
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Ben Boulware is sets the standards for the Richter scale.***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:23 PM
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CU Guru [1788]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 3:26 PM
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Great White Sharks swim with Boulware for protection ??
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110%er [6610]
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Superman wears Ben Boulware Pajamas!***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:29 PM
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I can run with this a very long time
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Legend [16472]
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So does Chuck Norris***
Nov 12, 2015, 10:32 PM
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All-In [36207]
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Any Tackle By Ben is TARGETING***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:30 PM
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Varsity [240]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 3:31 PM
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Ben Boulware! Then, always be Ben Boulware!
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All-In [29823]
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I heard he could boil water with his own rage!***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:33 PM
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110%er [6610]
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The Boogieman checks his closet for Ben Boulware***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:34 PM
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All-In [38422]
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Re: The Boogieman checks his closet for Ben Boulware***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:38 PM
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Ben Boulware .
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Associate AD [813]
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For cookware that lasts, go Boulware
Nov 12, 2015, 3:35 PM
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Unbreakable
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All-In [30804]
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Ben Boulware stripped the beard from Chick Norris***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:37 PM
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Orange Blooded [2829]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 3:42 PM
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He doesn't rub the rock because he doesn't want to be limited to only giving 110%.
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Orange Blooded [2418]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 3:44 PM
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Ben Boulware kills two stones with one bird
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CU Guru [1139]
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Ben Boulware signed up for the first mission to Mars
Nov 12, 2015, 3:56 PM
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and everyone else backed out.
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CU Guru [1776]
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Ben Boulware signed up for the first mission to Mars, and
Nov 12, 2015, 4:00 PM
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Mars switched solar systems.
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All-In [29823]
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He's a cyborg sent from the future to terminate offenses***
Nov 12, 2015, 3:58 PM
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All-In [29823]
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Re: He's a cyborg sent from the future to terminate offenses***
Nov 12, 2015, 4:02 PM
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The TermBenator
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: He's a cyborg sent from the future to terminate offenses***
Nov 12, 2015, 6:07 PM
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+1 For "The TermBenator".
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Orange Blooded [3220]
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boulware thinks your itunes downloads are insipid.***
Nov 12, 2015, 4:00 PM
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Orange Blooded [2180]
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The Yeti has been looking for Boulware***
Nov 12, 2015, 4:02 PM
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110%er [6610]
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Ben Boulware Doesn't Drink Honey...He Chews Bees***
Nov 12, 2015, 4:08 PM
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110%er [5461]
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The most interesting man in the world...
Nov 12, 2015, 4:09 PM
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...keeps Ben Boulware's picture in his wallet for inspiration.
Stay thirsty my friends.
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Moby #### is afraid of ben boulware....***
Nov 12, 2015, 4:21 PM
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Scout Team [162]
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Of the 10 baddest men in the U.S.....
Nov 12, 2015, 4:21 PM
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Boulware gets Christmas cards from 9 of them!!!!
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Starter [395]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 4:29 PM
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Ben Boulware is SEAL Team One.
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Orange Blooded [2783]
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4 out of 5 men are scared of Ben Boulware
Nov 12, 2015, 4:33 PM
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the 5th guy is dead
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Standout [320]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 4:51 PM
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That's because the rock rubs Ben Boulware before each game.
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110%er [5962]
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Ben Boulware puts his pants on two legs at a time***
Nov 12, 2015, 5:09 PM
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Orange Blooded [3462]
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When Ben Boulware does push ups
Nov 12, 2015, 5:20 PM
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He doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
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Letterman [275]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 5:58 PM
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He doesnt rub the rock, he pats it gently like a soft younger brother.
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Oculus Spirit [90729]
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"BuLL"ware.....says it All for me!
Nov 12, 2015, 6:00 PM
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LOL & GO#1CLEMSONTiGERS!
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Rock Defender [53]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 6:09 PM
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The Rock is said to quiver when Boulware walks by.
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1st Rounder [645]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 6:28 PM
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Ben Boulware has already been to Mars. That's why there is no sign of life there.
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1st Rounder [645]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 6:29 PM
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Bigfoot once took a picture of Ben Boulware.
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1st Rounder [645]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 6:30 PM
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Ben Boulware is the reason the chicken crossed the road.
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Walk-On [105]
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There's actually no such thing as tornadoes...
Nov 12, 2015, 8:20 PM
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...Ben Boulware just really hates trailer parks
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Trainer [49]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 8:49 PM
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Jesus walked on water....
BEN BOULWARE SWIMS ON LAND!
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Orange Blooded [4101]
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Chad Kelly transferred
Nov 12, 2015, 8:51 PM
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Because BB wants players, not SWAG
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110%er [5646]
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E = mB^2***
Nov 12, 2015, 8:56 PM
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110%er [8207]
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Beowulf is writing a book about Ben***
Nov 12, 2015, 8:56 PM
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Freshman [8]
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Ben Boulware's email....
Nov 12, 2015, 9:59 PM
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gmail@benboulware.com
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Walk-On [115]
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Re: Ben Boulware's email....
Nov 12, 2015, 10:23 PM
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Ben Boulware ....
can speak brail
Ordered a steak. The steak did as it was told.
Got in an accident and lost both legs. Still walked it off.
Got in a knofe fight. The knife lost.
Counted to infinity...twice.
Can slap you in the back of your face.
I could go on and on...!
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Orange Blooded [2180]
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Re: Ben Boulware's email....
Nov 13, 2015, 7:50 AM
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+1 the only one that made me LOL
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Legend [15492]
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Re: Ben Boulware never rubs The Rock!
Nov 12, 2015, 11:04 PM
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Actually, he ate the part of The Rock that's missing. He feels very bad about it but nobody really wants to bring it up.
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Orange Blooded [4249]
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A cobra bit Ben Boulware.
Nov 12, 2015, 11:05 PM
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After 2 weeks of being deathly ill, the cobra survived.
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Commissioner [907]
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Re: Ben Boulware
Nov 13, 2015, 8:10 AM
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Is tougher than woodpecker lips
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