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BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS
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BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 4:21 PM

It’s just what us Tigers expected.
Despite all the turmoil projected
In losing KB,
We’re all gonna see
The pundits all soundly corrected.

GO TIGERS. GITCHU SUM ELEPHANT MEAT.

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Roses are red and violets are blue


Jan 2, 2019, 4:22 PM

and bama sucks

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 4:26 PM

It happens about once a year -
We meet up with Bama and hear,
“They cannot be beaten.”
Welp, crow will be eaten
When Tua gets turf in each ear...

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 4:43 PM

There once was an elephant in the room,
And the media predicted Tiger doom.
But Dabo pulled out his gun
And shot the big eared one,
Creating an ivory market boom.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 8:57 AM

Dabo is going to shoot big eared Finebaum?

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 4:41 PM

I hate Tua’s injured his wheels,
‘Cause it’ll hurt worse when he feels
Our D line all day
And can’t get away.
Our sacks will cause elephant squeals.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 5:10 PM

The thing people quickly forget
Is Bama has simply not met
High level defenders -
It’s just been pretenders
Like Sooners and Dawgs as of yet.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 5:48 PM

Our defense will make your boys beg -
Your QB is down to one leg.
Put Hurts in the mix,
But still it won’t fix
Your elephant laying an egg.

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Here, let me fix that for you:


Jan 2, 2019, 6:41 PM

It’s just what us Tigers expected.
Despite all the turmoil projected
In losing KB,
We’re all gonna see
T. Law leaving Bama dejected.

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Re: Here, let me fix that for you:


Jan 2, 2019, 7:55 PM

A well-crafted alternate ending. Nice meter and cadence, brotha.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 2, 2019, 9:42 PM

Bama QB named Tua
Will end up black and blue-a
When he drops back
Sees 99, 7, then a sack
And Clemson fans say Hooa!

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 12:20 AM

We will not play a team that pulls worms
Rather we get some huge pachyderms
Who will act all "in charge"
As they push and they barge
'Til our Tigers deliver THE TERMS!!!

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 1:17 AM

On Monday, we will all start grill'in
Sipping Scotch and thoroughly chill'in.
With a toss of a coin
The Tigers all join
In a massacre that's quite thrill'in!!!




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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 9:06 AM

The Tigers are a missing Big Dex
But can Tua's ankle flex
When the Tigers rush
And the QB they crush
We all watch as the Elite bus wrecks

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 12:29 PM

I wonder if Saban’s considered
That when he gets really embittered
As Bama’s wins cease,
His brand will decrease -
Our roster will grow five-star littered.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 2:03 PM

No team with mascot confusion
Can be under the illusion
That victory they will see
When the Tigers get Natty number 3
And Dabo delivers for Tiger Nation

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 3:38 PM

The Bama bravado is thinnin’
As Clemson gets ready for winnin’ -
It’s Lawrence to Ross
On toss after toss,
And Etienne’s gonna burn Quinnen.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 3, 2019, 5:26 PM

We will see Saban's forehead veins bulge
When our beating he's forced to indulge.
With assignments missed
He will be sooo p-ssed
"His Daddy", to the world, he'll divulge.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 4, 2019, 10:33 AM

To beat Bama, with all of their grit
Will be a challenging task, I admit.
But all that’ll remain
At the end of the game
Is a pile of elephant sh*t.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 4, 2019, 1:34 PM

It’s three days ‘til Saban’s comeuppance,
When toothless Tide fans get shutuppance.
They’ll say to each other,
“Hey! I know yer brother -
We both give my sishter hookuppance.”

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 4, 2019, 1:36 PM

Heading west from South "Caroliner",
To feast within a Levi Diner.
If you are about,
Please, watch the Tide pout.
Bammer's loss will surely define her.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 4, 2019, 1:45 PM

Saban is really a whiner
I believe he has a v a g i n e r
The Tigers will win
The Natty again
And Saban will give Finebaum a shiner!

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2019, 12:54 PM

Don’t care how much feces they gots -
We’re gonna make Bama “have-nots.”
The homeless extreme
Ain't new for our team -
We play in Columbia lots.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2019, 1:01 PM

The sweat’s beading up on his brow -
Nick knows he won’t get the last bow.
Am I a big meanie?
I want Dabo Swinney
To shank his proverbial ‘trou.’

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2019, 9:09 PM

Ok Tigers, here's a gentle nudge . . .
We're fix'in to reopen a grudge.
When Nickie starts steaming,
His clowns we'll be reaming
And all he can say is, "Well fu - fudge!!!"

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2019, 9:38 PM

Cat fans ev'rywhere, "All Hands On Deck!!!"
It'll take us ALL to break that neck.
Effalumps are thick,
Stout like a brick
But we'll crush them to a minute speck.

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Re: BAMA WEEK LIMERICKS


Jan 6, 2019, 10:03 PM

Yes, we'll see Nick slammin' his headset down
When Ferrell and Wilkins slam Tua into the ground
This year we're better
And have a vendetta
To send Nicky back to Alabama, wearing a frown!

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