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ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 3:27 PM
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I hate it for poor little Pitt. Their record is sorta legit, But they put up 3 On Miami’s D. A champion?? These boys ain’t it.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 3:32 PM
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Is Swofford distracted too much To pay off this week’s refs and such? He’ll work tirelessly To help UNC - Now refs can call holding. That’s clutch.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 3:36 PM
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PITT A'INT $HITT!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 3:51 PM
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DHood can't type for $hit Makes up stories for a few angry Hits Claims to be Dabo's needed villain Yet all he does is lounge in the pressbox scarfing down parkdogs a chill'n Oh yeah I don't feel bad for what is about to happen to Pitt!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 5:13 PM
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Since FiveHead played out of his mind, Our once “underwhelming” D-line Will stir the deep fires Which BV inspires And get back to being “unkind.”
Trust me, Pitt. It ain’t gonna be pretty.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 5:28 PM
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Consider the Pitt Panther’s plight - What’s going down Saturday night Will make them drag limply. A Tiger is simply A cat of superior might.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 10:19 PM
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Though history says we are 0'fer, Panthers will retreat like a gopher. The Tigers will swat To shed that black blot! Pitt can heal next week on their sofer.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 10:42 PM
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The Press did Seeds of Discord just sow, On Pitt a massive beating we'll bestow. When it's all said and done, We'll be having such fun Winning Titles, 4 times in a row!!!!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 26, 2018, 11:14 PM
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Herbie is sending us his two boys, Not bad for a "buck-nut's" pure joy. Fowler will join him Maria sneaks in Hoping KB's on the sidelines, her toy.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 7:54 AM
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I can’t help but chuckle and snicker - While Coot fans complain, whine, and bicker, They’ll prep for the Zips. Meanwhile, we’re on trips They’ll watch from the couch with their clicker.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 8:11 AM
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Hey Pitt, let’s just work a deal here. I know that we’re all s’pposed to fear Your yards on the ground. How’s 92 sound? That’s average against us this year…
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 1:47 PM
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Heads up, all you pop-slurpin’ Yanks - Your “run game” is ‘bout to shoot blanks As Tigers advance En route to the Dance. You’ll make us look better, so thanks.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 4:11 PM
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A kick return guy, name of Ffrench jumped up from his seat on the bbench. He cried, "Let me run The ball from the one. That's the last that was heard from the mmensch.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 5:48 PM
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Y’all realize it’s gonna be cold? Advantage to Pitt (so we’re told)! Remember BC?? What frigidity!!!! Who gives a rip? BC got rolled.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 6:22 PM
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Might even be rainy as God wets, But to Pitt there are unresolved debts. We'll repay them in full, As past anger we mull, With Trevor passing with no regrets.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 27, 2018, 6:34 PM
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Charlotte will become "Death Valley - East", When upon Pitt we release the Beast. A unified front To stymie that runt Who attempts to run on us, we'll feast!!!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2018, 7:50 AM
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Surviving your Coastal conquest Has given us cause for a jest! DIvisional parity Is somewhat a rarity - We’d rather be clearly the best...
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2018, 8:05 AM
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A warning to Pittsburgh’s Narduzzi: Don’t be like Muschamp and get choosy. He’s whined so intently, ‘Tween him and Jake Bentley, Now fans are OK when they lose-y.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2018, 1:46 PM
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Hey, speaking of running the ball, This factoid may interest y’all: When Etienne breaks one And to the house takes one, You’ll know you have no chance at all.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2018, 9:35 PM
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The Panthers a large turd shall yield When we meet them out on the field. They made a demand For truckloads of sand - Cats like when their shame is concealed.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 28, 2018, 11:42 PM
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If Narduzzi is so curious Man, is he going to be furious When he really finds out What us guys are about, The beating he'll get is atrocious.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 12:27 AM
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Our secondary is such a riddle, Aimlessly playing second fiddle. Hoping to focus, Not play hocus-pocus, Don't get scorched like eggs on a griddle.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 7:43 AM
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Paul Johnson’s a pretty cool cat. You’ve thought about calling him, Pat, You want to run more On Clemson’s front four? I’m sorry - Paul can’t help with that.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 7:58 AM
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The Panthers play ball the old way, And that’s been fine up ‘til today. But we’re something other Than you’re used to, brother. Explosiveness – it’s our forte.
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Tis true that we've never beat Pitt
Nov 29, 2018, 8:01 AM
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Its enough to make Frank Howard spit Streaks meant to end Tigers primed for a win I'll be there to watch the ol Panthers quit.
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Hmmm. Let me think. What rhymes with Pitt??***
Nov 29, 2018, 5:39 PM
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Re: Hmmm. Let me think. What rhymes with Pitt??***
Nov 29, 2018, 9:45 PM
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“Loser”
I think.
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Oculus Spirit [77477]
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 8:08 PM
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BOA is now OUR raucous din! In there, a panther's hide we shall skin. Chris will call their bluff. Mitch has heard enough. Our Cats will dismember them, and win!!!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 8:24 PM
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The two dollar bills all have their tag, Tiger Band is fine tuning "The Rag". Terrell is on point, Tee will own the joint, In the end, Dabo is lifting the swag!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 8:35 PM
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Feeling blessed to have been at all, but two. It's great to have only missed a few. This will be my last, Time has passed sooo fast, Next, will cheer from my recliner in lieu.
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A real cat fight is coming to the queen city
Nov 29, 2018, 9:23 PM
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And for the panthers it ain't gonna be pretty. The Tigers will roar, and stomp the panthers through the floor, And they'll head back up north all bruised up and gritty.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 29, 2018, 10:44 PM
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You dropped 35 on the Heels, Whose folly your folly reveals. They scored 38. Again, 38. You’re kidding me, Pitt. Dis fo realz?
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2018, 7:16 AM
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Yep, it’ll be quite BuzzPaw-esque-y, What we do to Pittsburgh the Pesky. Come Monday, fresh-signed, Coach Dabo will find A CFP bid on his desk-y.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2018, 12:51 PM
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It’s challenging stopping a train, But trying to sidestep the pain Our D-line will bring? Impossible thing. It’s coming as sure as the rain.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Nov 30, 2018, 1:51 PM
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Guessing Pitt wears "Old School" blue and gold, For in them lay memories foretold. But it matters not, What covers their lot, Their butt whipping will be one to behold!!!
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2018, 12:11 PM
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The Press our "rep" did try to besmirch, Coach V has our Defense primed to lurk Into Pitt's scheming, An old loss redeeming, In the end, maybe Dabo will twerk.
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Re: ACCCG WEEK LIMERICKS
Dec 1, 2018, 7:10 PM
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Debate as we may about “fitness” For CFP berths, all will witness In roughly an hour A storm surge of power That’s Orange. We handle our bitness.
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