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### Son.JPG
Mar 27, 2019, 1:28 PM
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Last night, I was driving the kids home from flag football practice.
Daughter says, "wouldn't it be funny to prank someone into drinking pee?"
Then Daughter says, "I wonder what pee tastes like."
Son says, sheepishly, "I know what pee tastes like."
Daughter and I give him the ### eye.
Son continues, "I wanted to know what it tasted like, so I peed a little bit into my mouth. It was gross, so I went and chugged a bunch of water."
At that point, I turned on the radio, and cranked up the volume. Talk-time is over.
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Your son is going to grow up to be Tiggity
Mar 27, 2019, 1:30 PM
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congrats
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I think he already has a 28" inseem
Mar 27, 2019, 1:33 PM
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Remember Miller High Life in clear bottle?
Mar 27, 2019, 1:41 PM
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Perfect prank vessel! It was done on my CU hall roommate to roommate!
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Lot o points [163012]
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Pony prank?***
Mar 27, 2019, 2:09 PM
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Like father like son! So cute!***
Mar 27, 2019, 2:15 PM
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Your daughter is going to be a freak
Mar 27, 2019, 2:26 PM
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just an observation
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Pee you say?
Mar 27, 2019, 2:51 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'll tell her like Donald Sterling told his wife:
Mar 27, 2019, 3:05 PM
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"You can sleep with R.Kelly. You can bring him in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it... and not to bring them to my games. And don't let him pee on you."
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Re: I'll tell her like Donald Sterling told his wife:
Mar 27, 2019, 3:17 PM
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future lounger! don't even need to fill out an application***
Mar 27, 2019, 3:57 PM
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My youngest son brought his oldest sister a clear plastic...
Mar 28, 2019, 4:09 PM
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cup with 'Lemonade,' in it. I think he was 4 yrs/o at the time. He was smiling and saying 'Lemonade, try it.' She isn't smell blind.
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I gave my cousin a bottle of "Mt Dew" when we were young.
Mar 28, 2019, 4:29 PM
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Spoiler alert... it wasn't Mt Dew.
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