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The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!
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The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!

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May 6, 2023, 11:35 AM

It’s just another phony reason to get drunk and make an *** of yourself. It was probably invented by those makers of Bud Light to line their pockets. DA Americans will fall for anything that involves guzzling beer.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


...and your point?

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May 6, 2023, 11:40 AM

Nothing wrong with a good time with suds involved, as long as you stay away from any of that Brokeback Mountain stuff. Or, maybe THAT was your point?

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Are you of Kentucky descent?***

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May 6, 2023, 11:46 AM



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Ken Hatfields and Brad McCoys

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May 6, 2023, 8:41 PM

It awl makes cents now.

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


Don’t mind Francis.

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May 6, 2023, 1:18 PM [ in reply to ...and your point? ]

He’s just drunk and mad that he is losing money on horse racing.

Go Tigers

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Well played, FM. Well played.

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May 6, 2023, 1:32 PM [ in reply to ...and your point? ]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news though, but you will simultaneously be followed as a result of this text and ignored.

Maybe you'll get a cute nickname like I have (BadBodyOdor).

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Anything you'd like to contribute

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May 6, 2023, 2:00 PM

to your TD Illnoistiger®? How art thou offended?

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Re: Anything you'd like to contribute

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May 6, 2023, 3:05 PM

He's a coward.

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Re: Anything you'd like to contribute

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May 6, 2023, 4:04 PM

You're infrequently wrong Tigerthing59.


A telling side note is he didn't TD the OP...

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I’ll drink to that!***

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May 6, 2023, 11:42 AM



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GoTiguhs!!


Re: I’ll drink to that!***

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May 6, 2023, 11:49 AM

I hate Bud Light but do love the Kentucky Derby.

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Re: The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!

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May 6, 2023, 11:51 AM

It is not a holiday but is maybe the biggest sporting event behind the Super Bowl based on the crowd and tv coverage.

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Re: The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!

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May 6, 2023, 11:54 AM

I feel like I’ve read a post similar to this involving Cinco de Mayo.

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Re: Hmm...

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May 6, 2023, 12:03 PM

https://babylonbee.com/news/navy-offers-unlimited-bud-light-for-all-new-recruits


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Go ARMY!***

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May 6, 2023, 12:46 PM



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Re: Hmm...

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May 6, 2023, 2:30 PM [ in reply to Re: Hmm... ]

Wonder who the new USAF spokesperson will be. Their turn to announce the choice.

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I know a group that approves of this post ...

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May 6, 2023, 2:44 PM [ in reply to Re: Hmm... ]

https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs

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Re: Hmm...

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May 6, 2023, 3:06 PM [ in reply to Re: Hmm... ]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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"Now,...about that bourbon..."***

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May 6, 2023, 12:12 PM



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Re: The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!

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May 6, 2023, 12:13 PM

At least this weekend, the Kentucky Derby is an American tradition, unlike Cinco de Mayo and the Kings Coronation.

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Dude ery small town in the south has at least one Messican

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May 6, 2023, 12:53 PM

Restaurant and some have 3, nothing more ‘Merican than that.

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Re: Dude ery small town in the south has at least one Messican

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May 6, 2023, 1:17 PM

Yep, and I enjoy eating a good meal and having a margurita (or 2) at a couple of the nearby Mexican restaurants. A good Chinese restaurant ain't bad either.

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May 7, 2023, 1:44 AM [ in reply to Re: The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday! ]

Cinco started in the US. France invaded because we were busy with the confederate war and weren’t in the position to arm or aid mexico.

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May 6, 2023, 12:19 PM

Crap. I thought that was why I was off today. And my wife made a Kentucky Derby pie.

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Re: The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!

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May 6, 2023, 12:36 PM

The Greatest Two Minutes in Sports! per the Woodford Reserve web site.

mentions alcoholic beverages but not Bud Light specifically so I think your wife's dresses are safe.

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Is that a type of hat?***

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May 6, 2023, 12:51 PM



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Where is

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May 6, 2023, 1:36 PM

classof1994® to call FM a ########? 72's just a grump so leave him alone!

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Re: Where is

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May 6, 2023, 8:56 PM



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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


I'll get you a towel after you fetch your shine box


May 6, 2023, 9:47 PM

Coot.

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I went to a Kentucky Derby once

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May 6, 2023, 1:40 PM

Lord Murphy won the main race that day but was later disqualified when they found out it actually a man dressed in a horse costume.

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He must have strong grip strength

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May 6, 2023, 1:50 PM

to be able to run on his front fins.

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OK, but it's a bourbon-soaked event, if we're being precise.***

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May 6, 2023, 1:55 PM



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Just another reason for not drinking Bud Light.

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May 6, 2023, 2:37 PM

All those big hats that Mulvaney would approve of.

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May 6, 2023, 2:46 PM

been to the Derby several times....it is beyond awesome.

Beautiful Women

Great Bourbon

Horses

Cigars

Lil' bettin....

Americana at its finest....


If you have a chance to go....DO IT

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Re: The Kentucky Derby is NOT an American holiday!

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May 6, 2023, 2:55 PM

Did you mean bourbon?

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pardon me

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May 6, 2023, 3:10 PM

but i’m guzzling beer right now.



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May 6, 2023, 8:51 PM

Fairly accurate quote.

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I wouldn’t expect you to appreciate horse racing.***

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May 6, 2023, 10:10 PM



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Because of the jockey's?***


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