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CU Medallion [54759]
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Deer Married Tax Paying Joungers filing jointly
Apr 6, 2017, 9:54 AM
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describe your W4's to me.
HOLY EFF WHERE AM I GOING RONG??
joetigerny...scratch that hole (lutz) tmail last night, I ain't doin' any of that
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110%er [6575]
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Re: Deer Married Tax Paying Joungers filing jointly
Apr 6, 2017, 9:56 AM
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my beagle could use turbotax
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CU Medallion [54759]
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10/10 dog reference, 0/10 contextual re:ply to kweshun
Apr 6, 2017, 9:59 AM
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i've got no problem DOING my taxes (and taxslayer is mo'betta, FYI)
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Oculus Spirit [86922]
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McLovin files Married and 0 - overpays $3,083
Apr 6, 2017, 10:00 AM
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MsLovin "claims" to file married and 0 and owes $4,358
Net, we owe $1,275 before our deductions and other incomes.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Apparently, I'm claiming 5, do not withhold any add'l amount
Apr 6, 2017, 10:07 AM
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SheGUAR used Two-Earner/Multiple Jobs (LOLH8n) Worksheet, came up w/ 0 (i think), AND throws in an additional $500/mo
and it's bad f'n news
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Oculus Spirit [86922]
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That sucks***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:08 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81871]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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Id done mine back in mid '14
Apr 6, 2017, 10:15 AM
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SheGUAR got new job in Feb '16, and that's the first time we even saw the Two-Earner worksheet So, she filled hers out as such...
I'd filled mine out the same way since forever (granted, the # of kids changed, but not since '12), and we'd always gotten $$ back...I'm not even sure I went back in to double-check it until today
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Oculus Spirit [86922]
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I know a way you can knock $10 off that tax payment***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:16 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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drop in da bucket at this point***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:22 AM
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Oculus Spirit [81871]
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Your fine for not looking at that in 3 years is what you owe
Apr 6, 2017, 10:18 AM
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this year.
Don't feel bad mane..We owe almost every year and both of us claim zero.
Its like they take and take all year long...and then want even more. Effers.
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Oculus Spirit [79707]
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This is why people who propose tax increases should be
Apr 6, 2017, 10:45 AM
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beaten with shovels. #### you and your gas tax increase, South Carolina.
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I like the way you think***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:50 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79707]
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Imagine how many illegal immigrants we could have hired
Apr 6, 2017, 10:59 AM
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to do yardwork, painting, and other assorted chores we're too lazy to do. Keep it up with the taxes, or help the poor illegal immigrant future doctors and lawyers, pick one government.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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You should go all Jersey Italian on him.***
Apr 6, 2017, 3:33 PM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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over-feed him when he comes to visit?***
Apr 6, 2017, 3:34 PM
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Tony Soprano, not Ray Romano.***
Apr 6, 2017, 3:40 PM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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food is the universal language...
Apr 6, 2017, 3:41 PM
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of any "-ano"
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Oculus Spirit [86922]
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CU Medallion [54759]
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she gets paid monthly, and it was a new job in '16
Apr 6, 2017, 3:40 PM
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...and yeah, she makes that kind of money now.
now, on MY (our) bi-weekly paychecks, I'll def notice the $500/paycheck hit once i update my W4
kick me in the financial bawls
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Somewhere, the AMT lurks, ready to pounce at any moment.***
Apr 6, 2017, 4:12 PM
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All-In [47045]
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File married
Apr 6, 2017, 10:04 AM
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put down two dependants.
Only get back a couple hundred this year.
I use our family's CPA we've used for decades. Never had an issue, never owed.
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Legend [17753]
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Re: Deer Married Tax Paying Joungers filing jointly***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:08 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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nice
Apr 6, 2017, 10:16 AM
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extra nice, 'cuz NJ
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CU Medallion [54122]
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I use the IRS calculator every year.
Apr 6, 2017, 10:10 AM
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I just about break even with a minuscule return.
I need my beer money spread out over the entire year. 1 lump sum return payment would kill me.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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can you elaborate on this calculator?
Apr 6, 2017, 11:08 AM
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link?
tedpigs?
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CU Medallion [54122]
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Oculus Spirit [79567]
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They're usually on a piece of paper you can fold and tear
Apr 6, 2017, 10:12 AM
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off. Usually 3 per form. Mine are displayed vertically while my wife's are horizontal.
Wait you said W4. Lutz at W4s.
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All-In [38514]
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I owe $3300.
Apr 6, 2017, 10:14 AM
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I claim married and 5 and my wife claims married and 0.
What's killing me is that I can no longer claim two kids who are still in high school.
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Oculus Spirit [81871]
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I no understand why you people are claiming so many
Apr 6, 2017, 10:16 AM
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but then pay at the end of the year. You know how that dependents thing works, right? The less you claim the more that is deducted each pay period.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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technically besides the initial shock of seeing what you owe
Apr 6, 2017, 10:18 AM
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isn't it better off to have held on to that money and collected a whopping .75% on it?
bottom line is bottom line....
but that shock tho....i want to throw up
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Oculus Spirit [81871]
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Well...I guess.
Apr 6, 2017, 10:19 AM
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Did you invest that money to make your .075% interest?
I'd think it'd be better to not have to come up with anything at the end of the year so you're not all "Oh chit..we can't eat for the next month".
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CU Medallion [54759]
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i did
Apr 6, 2017, 10:21 AM
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'invest' might be too strong of a word....more like CapitalOne360 online savings account
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Oculus Spirit [79567]
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Tdrake after finally getting that paternity test for HS kids
Apr 6, 2017, 10:24 AM
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Probably more realistic
Tdrake after realizing he can't claim them no mo
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Heisman Winner [106693]
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Why can't you claim two kids still in high school?***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:24 AM
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All-In [47045]
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Don't know for sure but I think
Apr 6, 2017, 10:25 AM
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if they work over a certain amount of hours they have to file their own taxes so they can't be dependent anymore
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CU Medallion [54122]
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Crap. I did not know this.
Apr 6, 2017, 1:10 PM
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I don't understand the rules to why we receive child tax credit, but I will enjoy it while I have it.
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Heisman Winner [106693]
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Married, claim zero (I think), possibly changed that at some
Apr 6, 2017, 10:24 AM
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point. I got ALOT back this year, I think that is why I changed it last year.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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can i borrow some
Apr 6, 2017, 10:27 AM
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maybe we can work something out
I've got a VERY wet mouth
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Heisman Winner [106693]
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It's gone. Have you seen the prices on Hookers and Blow
Apr 6, 2017, 10:37 AM
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these days?
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Heisman Winner [138953]
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You're making this far more difficult than it needs to be.
Apr 6, 2017, 10:33 AM
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Get divorced this afternoon.
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CU Medallion [54759]
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right..
Apr 6, 2017, 10:34 AM
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NICE TRY, 19B
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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I claim single 5 all year
Apr 6, 2017, 10:53 AM
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except for 3 checks.
2 of them I claim 10
1 of them I claim exempt.
Got back $1000+ish
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CU Medallion [54759]
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why you do dat?***
Apr 6, 2017, 10:58 AM
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All-TigerNet [11860]
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which part?***
Apr 6, 2017, 11:02 AM
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CU Medallion [54759]
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changing the exemptions
Apr 6, 2017, 11:06 AM
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and why u do when u do
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Re: changing the exemptions
Apr 6, 2017, 11:14 AM
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TOTE1 is not like you LDR. He is hourly and paid every two weeks. That means he gets 26 checks. 24 of them have insurance and other elected deductions taken out. 2 of them don't. So he ups his claimed dependents to get more cash flow. Also he lives on budget so there are no bills to pay out of those two checks. Its like a semi annual bonus.
The exempt check is his xmas bonus.
TOTE1 also gets an annual phyical year end bonus in May which he complemtates going exempt on every year but never does b/c its a fatass check and is afraid that the 40% taxes is too much to overcome throughout the rest of the year and he'd wind up paying.
He claims 5 throughout the year b/c he's supposed to claim 6 based on the W4 worksheet but doesn't want to push it.
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physcal
Apr 6, 2017, 11:16 AM
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mybadlutz
fiscal
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Oculus Spirit [81871]
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I have changed deductions on before pay out checks
Apr 6, 2017, 11:23 AM
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of PTO when I quit jobs.
I'm gonna have to pay anyway, so..doesn't matter.
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i have people to do this for me.***
Apr 6, 2017, 3:36 PM
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Hall of Famer [21467]
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Lulz... just saw this.
Apr 6, 2017, 3:39 PM
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Subtract one or two dependents. It took me a couple of years to where I had it zeroed in or close to it. This year I owed because I didnt know how to handle an S corp.
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Hall of Famer [23122]
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I do quarterly payments
Apr 6, 2017, 7:53 PM
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Typically have a credit that carries towards next year's Q1. My taxes are way too complicated for me to handle personally.
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All-In [32055]
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obviously comes down to your deductions...
Apr 6, 2017, 8:34 PM
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i.e. mortgage interest and charity. Do you not have much in those areas to knock down your tax liability?
I recalculate mine with the IRS tool every year. I always aim to owe $1000 to feds when I do my taxes each year. I have a variable bonus component to compensation, so it makes it hard to get it correct every year. But wife-of is stay-at-home Mom with a little income some side gigs she has, so I essentially just have one income to worry about.
I'm confused why you would be doing an additional withholding every month instead of just putting that same $$ aside for tax time. If you're claiming 0 exceptions on W-4, no way IRS comes after you for under-withholding.
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