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Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet
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Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

54

Oct 4, 2023, 12:52 PM

and told us that he is a Gamecock fan. I had no choice but to kick him out of the house and now I am afraid that he is living on the streets in Columbia.

If anyone spots young Travis, please tell him not to come back home or ask for money. IF you would like to adopt him, you will not get any push back from us.





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Looks like he has his father's...

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Oct 4, 2023, 12:53 PM

brains.

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"I've played multiple sports and would bet any amount that I'm still more athletic than you at this present time...."


Good think he got his momma's looks...***

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Oct 4, 2023, 12:55 PM



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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 12:54 PM

No way! Y'all can have him.

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Do you have a resume? Does he do yard work? At worst...

16

Oct 4, 2023, 12:54 PM

he could replace a messican.




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Will you Son sell his locks?!

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Oct 4, 2023, 12:58 PM

Saying, I’m getting thin on top!

LOL~

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Re: Will you Son sell his locks?!

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Oct 4, 2023, 4:51 PM

If you can work out a deal where we never have to see him again, then take what you like.

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Re: Will you Son sell his locks?!


Oct 5, 2023, 3:24 PM

have you considered an exorcist to drive the demons out of the young lad?if that doesn't work,then a lobotomy may be a much more humane way of handling this crisis.these are much more humane steps to take rather than throwing him out to risk his physical well-being on the cold,cruel,streets of 5 points.

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Re: Will you Son sell his locks?!


Oct 5, 2023, 11:31 AM [ in reply to Will you Son sell his locks?! ]

Wearing locks that came from the head of gamecock, that will turn you into a coot!!!

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 12:59 PM

Isn't this the Texas QB Quinn Ewers?



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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 1:09 PM

I think I seen your boy kicking field goals near Clemson. Are you planting a spy in dear Ole Clemson? A sacrificial son if you will. You Coot.

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seen...or saw. 'sall optional***


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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:43 PM [ in reply to Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet ]

TattedCop®just thinking I had not heard from you in a while, even though I have not been on as much as normal. Ruthless in here during football season. Hope all is going ok your way!

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MEG


Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 4:10 PM

Yes sir, hope you're well.

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Men at 25 play football. Men at 40 play tennis. Men at 60 play golf. Have you noticed as men get older their balls get smaller.


Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 1:00 PM

He might be a good candidate for some of those Dr. Pepper commercials. Maybe a good NIL opportunity in his future so that he can support himself.

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I doubt he'll get too far.

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Oct 4, 2023, 1:04 PM

Hard to get around with your pants around your ankles

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 1:15 PM

Have you considered conversion therapy? Main problem being he might end up being converted into a tar hole fan..or worse!

Go Tigers

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 5, 2023, 6:11 AM

Tar hole would be an upgrade. Here are the reasons.

Hmmmm.... Nm.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet


Oct 5, 2023, 11:35 AM [ in reply to Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet ]

You can't get any worse than a coot, so being a tarhole is a few steps up!!!

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He appears to be a young 15 years old.

6

Oct 4, 2023, 1:18 PM

Otherwise, I believe you may be joshing us.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 1:41 PM

I am sorry to hear this. I know it’s been a difficult time for your family.

My oldest came out as an FSU fan in 95. We’ve only spoken 3 times since then.

Let me know if you need someone to talk with. I’m sure I can get you a number to a support group or someone who will care enough to listen.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 4:23 PM

Could be worse. Could be a Georgia or Michigan fan. I have the torture of loving a Dawg fan.

Shut up.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 5, 2023, 6:13 AM

Does your leash have a special bell? Maybe some spikes? Does she let you play with the puddy....tat?

Sorry. Just could not resist

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Oct 5, 2023, 8:50 AM [ in reply to Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet ]

My niece went to Georgia.

She's dead to me.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet


Oct 5, 2023, 11:37 AM [ in reply to Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet ]

How hard is it to understand that you can't get to be worse than a coot!!!

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Oct 5, 2023, 2:24 PM

Please forgive me or is alll of this trolling or are you all being dead serious?

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 7:31 PM [ in reply to Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet ]

Hopefully it’s just a phase and sees the light and comes to his senses 🤞

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet


Oct 5, 2023, 11:38 AM

Even so, he would still be tainted!!!

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:00 PM

Once they come out, they start insulating themselves in echo chambers of like-mindedness to eliminate the need to engage ideas that may challenge their feelings.

All that to say, you need to prepare yourself to encounter him in a fast food bruh context with a Juul in one hand and the handle of a moped in the other. It’s the most likely outcome at this point if we examine the statistics, and I’m deeply sorry you have to face this.

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GO TIGERS


Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:02 PM

Is this satire or is this ACTUALLY true?

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:09 PM

This is straight up. Tigerbalm1® has always been upfront with his shortcomings as a father, husband, lover, and person in general. But he's definitely a no nonsense guy.

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Callin the boy Satin just cause....


Oct 6, 2023, 1:52 PM [ in reply to Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet ]

a h o m o! Shame on you sir! Homophobia is a capital hate crime! You must join the HORRID DETRITUS known as the LBGT Community for this heinous offense.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:32 PM

With that haircut you did the wise thing...

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:40 PM

Hey sometimes you have to practice tough love. Hopefully he will find some help along the way.

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Is your son's name 'Niagra"?

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:41 PM

If so, his waterfall is not as good as the other Niagra Waterfall pictures others are posting.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:44 PM



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Screw Calford.


Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 5, 2023, 6:16 AM

New reasons for safe sex

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet


Oct 5, 2023, 11:43 AM

Yep, it would have been better to waist it before it caused any harm to his unsuspecting parents.

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lol***

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Oct 4, 2023, 2:44 PM



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I can fix him

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Oct 4, 2023, 3:05 PM

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Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's almost never for them.


sorry,

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Oct 4, 2023, 3:59 PM

but preying away the coot leads to moar probems later in life.

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Re: sorry,


Oct 5, 2023, 1:26 PM

Have you considered reaching out to an Exorcist?

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Re: I can fix him


Oct 5, 2023, 11:44 AM [ in reply to I can fix him ]

What caliber do you have, no less than a 40 I hope, so you don't have to hear the death crow!!!


Message was edited by: allorangeallthetime52®


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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 4:01 PM

He is going to be okay. He can get by on that sweet mullet alone.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet

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Oct 4, 2023, 5:45 PM

Don't worry my two adult Grand-daughters and my teenage Grand-daughter
are coot fans along with their Mother and Maternal Grand-parents..my son
and I are Tigers but I love all of those girls, so just take away one
Christmas present from him.

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Oct 5, 2023, 11:47 AM

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

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My condolences for your loss

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Oct 4, 2023, 6:20 PM

I hated cheese as a child and I can’t get enough as an adult. Maybe he will come around

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How did you and your husband break the news

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Oct 4, 2023, 8:27 PM

It’s important how it was delivered.

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Welp, the State Fair is about to start down here.

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Oct 4, 2023, 10:58 PM

I’ll check to see if he’s become a carny.



~JKB

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May I suggest...

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Oct 5, 2023, 1:53 AM

the 'like minded' Tigernet member Bawlhunter as a mentor for the young impressionable #### fan—

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Re: May I suggest...


Oct 5, 2023, 10:25 AM

Sorry Balm but surgery nor counselling will help this situation. Time to remove him from the will also until he comes to his senses.

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Re: May I suggest...


Oct 5, 2023, 11:50 AM

They are such liars, how could you ever believe that changed....

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Well, until you learn the meaning of the word 'context', I'll leave you w/ this riddle..


Oct 6, 2023, 9:12 AM

I know you are; but what am I?
(PS) Let's go Brandon!

CLUE: Inexcusable by willful ignorance, both horrid and shameful, this treasonous act against the US involves a famous pedarest embecile, who suffered from tourettes and was also a pathogical liar?

What is casting a ballot in favor of Joe Biden for $100, Alex?

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If this post makes it to the Hall of Fame...

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Oct 5, 2023, 10:32 AM

I'll be really disappointed.

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet


Oct 5, 2023, 11:29 AM

I know that most of what come across your lips is for the good humor to help liven up this board, but if this is something true that you're telling about your son, I will agree that you done the right thing plus, you should have made him leave with just the cloths on his back not allowing him to take anything that you have paid for!!!;)

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Re: Our 15 year old son just came out of the closet


Oct 5, 2023, 2:25 PM

You have to be trolling. I would never disown my future children over a sports team or a school. Ridiculous.

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#SoBrave***

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Oct 5, 2023, 3:29 PM



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Re: #SoBrave***


Oct 5, 2023, 8:30 PM

There is NOTHING like a loving son. And a loving daughter is a very,very close second.

Enjoy them for every minute. Even if they do like mine and enroll at NCSU!

Somebody has to go there,


GO TIGERS

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Oh no!! I think I saw him with


Oct 6, 2023, 12:52 AM

Dirty Mike & the boys down at 5 points. They were climbing in this red Prius to listen to NPR rubbing mustard all over themselves and 'bout to start puttin' some Ds into some As.

Pretty sure it was him. He's lost now....what with that NPR stuff. Oh, yea, and that Gamecock stuff.....

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