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I'd like to share some conspiracy theories you all need to be aware of,

Apr 4, 2024, 3:45 PM

courtesy of one of the wives in our crowd. And her husband, who we all very much like, probably quietly believes a lot of this stuff too, because there is no way he could put up with the amount of nonsense that gets tabled weekly in that household. She's a hairdresser, so some of the husbands go to her to get haircuts. I, being follically-challenged, don't have this pleasure, but the stories get relayed to me fairly regularly. These are, we can only assume, products of bored women in Facebook mom groups that don't know how anything works, which makes everything a conspiracy.

I got filled in last night on two bangers from last week:

1. Purple Streetlights: ever notice these? They've shown up in a few of the neighborhoods around here, and they're fairly random, like an entire neighborhood won't go purple, but the scattered streetlights will. A quick google search indicates that of the two methods of producing white light from LEDs, which can't make white light on their own, the cheaper one is to coat a blue LED bulb with a layer of phosphor, which filters most of the blue light and yields an essentially white LED light. Whether due to cheap materials in China or shabby manufacturing processes, what is likely happening is this layer of phosphor is flaking off, whether from heat or gravity or something else. The blue LEDs have hues of purple, and viola....you get what looks like a purplish streetlight.

But HOLD THE PHONES. These purple streetlights are actually intentionally installed by some nefarious entity (didn't get that level of detail, so China, Illuminati, Satanists, all of the above), and the purple light wavelengths interact with the mRNA in our bodies, presumably from the clot shots. Our friend refuses to take her two boys into our other friends' neighborhood down the road because of the proponderance of these purple streetlights. It doesn't matter that our cells already have mRNA with or without Covid vaccines, this group of moms knows for CERTAIN that these purple streetlights are part of a vast conspiracy.

2. The Solar Eclipse: coming this Monday through a swath across the middle of the country, lots of people who don't live in the midwest are traveling there to witness this event. Several towns with tiny populations are expecting 50,000+ visitors, so the National Guard is being deployed to several areas to help with logistics and safety. Makes sense, right?

You'd be WRONG. "THEY" (whoever's in charge) know that there are going to be cataclysmic events associated with this seeminly easily-explained phenomenon that has happened thousands of times during human occupation of this planet, including earthquakes (didn't get the detail I'd like about how shadows cause seismic activity, but it's TRUE). She is debating whether to keep her boys out of school on Monday, because I guess cataclysms at home are better than more structurally-reinforced school buildings. We're all waiting with bated breath to see if they make it to school on Monday.

So, this is just a PSA for you guys, things you need to be aware of. This stuff is happening all around you. WAKE TF UP, SHEEPLE.

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Gateway Pundit article comment sections usually let me know the real truth. Here are some good ones on the eclipse.

“ In Hebrew, "NASA" means deceive. It is no coincidence that their project name for the rocket launch is called "Serpent Diety". No idea what their real main objective is, but it does not appear to be good. This eclipse is Biblical. Start researching, 2024 Biblical solar eclipse and 2017 "7 Salems". God uses the heavens as His billboard to give His children messages. Luke 21:28. These are exciting times we are living in!”

“ """"X"""" Marks the Spot.............. The Lord God said these events are for Signs in the Heavens and they're a warning, ask Israel. This one is no different. Look up those Cities in the Bible. Remember Biblical Scholars say America is the Only Nation that fits the Description of Babylon The Great Harlot, once a Christian Nation but now Ruled by Devil Worshipers that will be destroyed in 1 Hour. Unbelievers God The Father always sends a Warning before Destruction...........You should have kept the Commandments and HE's going to use Russia to destroy you. In Revelation Putin/Russia is the Last ones Standing, It takes The Christ Jesus to stop Him from totally destroying the Earth....”

“ Also on April 8th, CERN is planning to fire up the Large Hadron Collider…they believe this is the month "something" will come out...Will it be.... Abaddon/Apollyon? Make Sure You Are SAVED.. In the Bible, both Abaddon and Apollyon are names referring to the same
entity. Abaddon is a Hebrew word that means “destruction” or “ruin”,
while Apollyon is the Greek equivalent meaning “destroyer”. This entity
is described symbolically in Revelation 9 as the “angel of the abyss”
who is the king of a swarm of locust-like creatures that torment people
who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads.”

I'd like to share some conspiracy theories you all need to be aware of,

Would you be willing to share her name, or at least where she works?

Thats some CT level stuff, ratdare.***

Man O man. You really want to get her going? Let her know that

Re: I'd like to share some conspiracy theories you all need to be aware of,

I am guessing there could be something behind earthquakes happening more

You see there was one close to your mountain house early this morn?

Thats close to the river house... and no, I did not.

I have a CRAZY earthquake story from 2005

I remember one at Clemson... prolly

Crete had earthquakes when we were there last summer

It happens every 18 months so

An eclipse during a perihelion?

Weird... so saw plenty of articles on the correlation

Does she drink Island Coastal?***

I had some yesterday

Noon release for Cobb schools Monday at noon.

The problem is.....

it really is getting out of control

Conspiracy you say? Better check the hot sheets.

Re: Conspiracy you say? Better check the hot sheets.

I wuz trying to get through that, but my eyes glazed over.

Re: I wuz trying to get through that, but my eyes glazed over.

But they'll look at the ancient Greeks and Romans and say

COVID happened after the last eclipse.

DO YUR RESURCH!***

lol! it's supposed to rain monday***

Bless her heart, she needs a new brain too***

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