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Hall of Famer [20622]
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Jounge pole: dinks
Aug 7, 2018, 1:17 PM
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Would you trade the one standard dink on yourself for two dinky dinks?
Say you could trade the standard dink on yourself and have dinky dinks in the middle? You would be able to pick the size of the double dinky dinks regardless of how big the previous dink was.
Yah or Nah?
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Heisman Winner [106693]
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u/DoubleDickDude could answer that
Aug 7, 2018, 1:18 PM
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but he was exposed as a fraud
#JustRedditThings
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Oculus Spirit [79568]
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did you expose him?***
Aug 7, 2018, 1:19 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79568]
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Do I get more bawls?***
Aug 7, 2018, 1:18 PM
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Lot o points [156898]
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That's a deal breaker.
Aug 7, 2018, 1:19 PM
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I love having willy down there, but pancho and lefty are just massive PITAs. I definitely don't want 4.
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All-In [35541]
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Re: Jounge pole: dinks
Aug 7, 2018, 1:21 PM
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Does this also include double the nuts?
Im not that good and jerking with my left hand either
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All-In [35541]
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Follow up
Aug 7, 2018, 1:24 PM
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would I get dizzy and pass out when I get boners ? You know b/c all the blood rushes to my heads
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Hall of Famer [20622]
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All-In [47961]
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Hall of Famer [20622]
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TIL
Aug 7, 2018, 1:27 PM
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That Charlie Sheen is a German journalist.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I'm curious what it would feel like to have a normal dink
Aug 7, 2018, 1:29 PM
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Mine looks like a big toe.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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OH, LOOK AT MR. JOHN HOLMES OVER HERE***
Aug 7, 2018, 1:29 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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No.
Aug 7, 2018, 1:30 PM
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Got it caught in a cotton gin.
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All-In [35541]
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Start calling you Eli Whitney***
Aug 7, 2018, 1:31 PM
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CU Medallion [64837]
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I take that as a complement
Aug 7, 2018, 1:33 PM
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dude was one helll of a point guard at Clemson.
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Hall of Famer [20622]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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good point.
Aug 7, 2018, 1:32 PM
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#regalboats
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Hall of Famer [20622]
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My double dink
Aug 7, 2018, 1:33 PM
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get's out of the hole sooooooo fast.
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Hall of Famer [20622]
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You sound hawt
Aug 7, 2018, 1:36 PM
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Pigs?
A/S/L?
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Oculus Spirit [79568]
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Follow up kweshion
Aug 7, 2018, 1:34 PM
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Would they both climax at the same time?
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Hall of Famer [20622]
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Separate
Aug 7, 2018, 1:36 PM
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Separate systems.
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Would there be enough length to ahh hit both wholes at the
Aug 7, 2018, 1:37 PM
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same time?
If not it could be a deal breaker
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I found your perfect 'woman'
Aug 7, 2018, 1:38 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I mean, I probably would. For the goof.***
Aug 7, 2018, 1:39 PM
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Imagine the stories the two and a half of you could tell***
Aug 7, 2018, 2:38 PM
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more than a handful is a waste***
Aug 7, 2018, 1:46 PM
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i haven't seen my dink in years
Aug 7, 2018, 1:47 PM
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without using a mirror, so what difference does it make?
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speaking of being too fat to see your dink
Aug 7, 2018, 2:00 PM
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I took a #### the other day when i was out and about with the baby. Had her strapped to my chest in one of those baby carriers. I had to take a #### and couldn't see my dink over the baby. Now I know why fat people #### everywhere. Luckily I'm athletic enough to lean to the side to see my dink.
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