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All-In [43790]
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Hay 19Beee, let's talk about your Bidet real quick.
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Apr 10, 2024, 9:59 AM
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First time, long time. Thanks so much for all that you share with us.
Let me preface this by saying I've never used nor seen a bidet.
My question: Is this like an automated car wash? You know, a quick spray to make things look presentable but ya still need elbow grease to get tougher grime off? Or sorta like a dishwasher where a little prep work yields best results?
I ask because it seems like this would be the case. Maybe it's snot.
K thx. Will hang up and glisten.
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Lot o points [163012]
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From what I understand, if you see a bidet and there is a towel
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:03 AM
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nearby, do NOT use it for your face.
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Heisman Winner [138018]
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So it breaks down like this:
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:19 AM
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No prewiping necessary. Push button and this sexyual looking device extends (not sitting there whilst dropping humanure). It sprays in a concentrated area at close range, so you're definitely not soaking your entire backside.
You can leave it on as long as you like, and trust me, with pleasantly-warm water performing some gentle cleansing work on your pucker, it's easy to go 20-30 seconds and not even realize it. I ain't gay or nothin', but...I'm starting to get it.
Mine has a dryer function--taint blowing air like a public restroom hand dryer or anything, but a gentle, warm breeze that gets things closer to dry in another 20-30 seconds. A couple squares for patting to fully dry off and make sure you're clean, and you're good to go. Occasionally, you still get a lil brown in the sample, so, whatever, one more wipe. Either way, toilet paper usage is going to drop dramatically, at least in MY bathroom.
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Oculus Spirit [85367]
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Counterpoint
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:25 AM
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I think my whole is a little bit special. There's like another hiding spot in there or something.
After a long direct spray with the bidet it's like I'm trying to rub the grease off my trailer hubs.
Also, you are 10X more likely to poke through the paper with a bidet than without. I get lots of overspray on deeznuts and must pat dry. My tp usage may have actually increased.
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Oculus Spirit [79265]
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That just sounds uncomfortable all around***
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:26 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85367]
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I probably should go to the doctor like
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:29 AM
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Mike Honcho and have some attentions paid to my buttswhole. Probably.
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Orange Blooded [2821]
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Re: Counterpoint
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:32 AM
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Sold at the bonus spray in the nuts
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Oculus Spirit [79265]
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How do you get it all the way clean UP in there??
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:25 AM
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I always go at least 1 knuckle deep to drag out anything that might seep down later and put a racing strip on my panties.
Also, how can it spray berries out of the dingle?
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Heisman Winner [138018]
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If you're going a knuckle deep with every deuce, a bidet may not be for you.
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:32 AM
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Also, dingleberries should be noticeably less prevalent as TP usage declines. Probably not 100% eliminated, but it shouldn't look like the floor at Lowe's or anything.
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All-In [28418]
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just to be clear - the attachment cannot go up the whole?
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:48 AM
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there are no accessories to maybe get up in there?
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Legend [17312]
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Do you find your spending an inordinate amount of time on the crapper?
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:26 AM
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What if someone doesn’t have 6-8 hours per day to waste cleaning their butt hole?
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Legend [17312]
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Heisman Winner [138018]
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This one has a "front wash" with a picture of a woman.
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:33 AM
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I haven't been brave enough to try it yet, but it's on the agenda.
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CU Medallion [56109]
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It's more like a power washer.
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:26 AM
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It'll get ~95% of debris with a quick blast.
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All-In [38221]
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Not 19B, but a satisfied customer for about 2 years now ...
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:34 AM
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I have perfected the aim on mine so there is almost zero room for error or confusion. The water shoots straight into (yes, into) my body, and I violently expel the waste until I'm runnin clear.
I can consume almost 1/2 gallons (not scientifically confirmed) of water into my bottom receptacle before I'm full.
TP is only used for drying.
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Re: Not 19B, but a satisfied customer for about 2 years now ...
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:43 AM
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The slight enema-like factor is real and I'm not ashamed of it. It will flush you out quite well and you'll feel great.
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CU Medallion [66106]
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Rectum ?
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:44 AM
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### near killed him
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Oculus Spirit [85367]
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Heisman Winner [138018]
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It sounds like you may have blown out an O-ring or something.
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Apr 10, 2024, 11:02 AM
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I'm not leaking anything unless it's a byproduct of a fart that shouldn't have been trusted.
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Oculus Spirit [85367]
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YET....you've had this thing like 1 day. I'm just speaking from experience***
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Apr 10, 2024, 11:15 AM
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Heisman Winner [138018]
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Well, I mean...I've used bidets a decent amount before yesterday.
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Apr 10, 2024, 11:36 AM
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That's why I got one. If I hadn't, I doubt I'da bought one.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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All-In [42213]
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Mine isn't as fancy as 19B's but...
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Apr 10, 2024, 10:42 AM
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I use a Luxe Neo120, I think? About $40 and attaches to the water line. No electricity needed like fancy ones.
No elbow grease needed and it does the job very cleanly on the lower settings (I'm not sure my ######## can handle full send on that thing). No pre-wipe. It's a precision shot and has cut my toilet paper usage to bare minimum, and that's really just for drying.
Cleanest I've ever felt. I don't like pooping away from home now because of it.
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Lot o points [155984]
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Or anyone with a gas cooktop.***
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Apr 10, 2024, 12:12 PM
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Heisman Winner [138018]
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Re: Or anyone with a gas cooktop.***
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Apr 10, 2024, 12:37 PM
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