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Funny Obama joke...
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Funny Obama joke...


Mar 26, 2008, 12:50 PM

Dear Diary,

I woke up this afternoon! Shut up mother!!! Why won't she let me sleep? I go up the stairs from the basement and turn on the news to hear the latest on Obama from CNN. I look in the newspaper to see what I can do about global warming. Yes! I'm doing my part! It makes me feel much about myself because I am so intelligent and informed. I go back to my parent's basement and log onto Tigernet and go straight for the Lounge. What a breath of fresh air in a world full of morans!

I read through all the latest dirty jokes and pron. After briefing myself on the disaster of a presidency we call George W, I go over to the "Tiger Board" or Mange Bored as we call it. We used to call it the Mane Bored and stuff like that. We're always coming up with quality humor like that. We're just clever that way. They just talk about sports and coots. What idiots!!! We must plan an attack!

I go back to the Lounge. Wow! We've made up another acronym: LCHLGOD - Liberal Chic-fil-a Hot Lounge Girl of the Day. After creating some cool fake awards and giving them out for the guys and gals to use in the sigs, we plan an Mange Bored hi-jack. You should have seen it. They're like ants when you kick their mound. They didn't know what hit them.

By now, I am really tired. I type the word "boobies" in one of my posts and everybody laughs. I got 12 points for that one. These guys like me. They think I'm funny. I eat a pop tart and take a nap.

I am awakened by my daddy coming home from work. He yells at me about not getting out and looking for a job. I tell him I'm looking and refuse to work at McDonald's like the guys on the "Mange Bored." He ask, "Who?" Geez, he'd fit in great with them.

After mom comes home and feed me dinner, I go back in the basement for some more fun with my friends in the Lounge. I love my friends in the Lounge. Real people and relationships hurt.

Everybody logs off. Hey! Where are you guys going? I'm lonely!!!

I turn off the computer after looking at more pron and play the latest XBOX role-playing game until early in the morning.

Life is good....

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