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Dabo's rant was good, but it could have been great........
Oct 12, 2015, 10:10 AM
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Lemme tell you thumthin, David Hale.......I travel around this great country of ours an people wanna say.....they say "Dabo, tell me about Clemsoning." Well lemme tell you baby, Clemsonin aint what it used to be. You wanna know what Clemsoning is? Well Lemme tell you, brother.
When you bring your best girl to Death Valley to watch yo team play the Clemson Tigers, and at the end of the game you say "let's go baby, I can't watch anymore", an she say "you go ahead, I think I'm gonna just stay here", you just got Clemsoned.
When you sit around tellin your friends how good the SEC is an how good your team is, an all of a thudden this scrappy team from SC comes to town an punches you square in the mowf, an leaves you on tha ground bleedin, you juss got Clemsoned.
When yous busy feelin good about bein number 10 in the polls, an you look up an see this big beautiful orange paw in the top four, an you wonder what that feels like, you juss got Clemsoned.
So baby, don't wonder anymore about Clemsoning. Don't ask your daddy about it, cause he don't care, an don't ask your momma cause she still dreams about that time 20 years ago when she got Clemsoned. Get ready, baby, cause hard times is comin, an it's comin fast. An when you are sittin around Columbia, or Tuscaloosa, or Tallahassee, or Columbus, and you're thinkin about your team wondering "what happened---we were just good a couple years ago---", you think back about what the Dweam told you, an you know a Clemsoning juss took place. Hard times is comin baby.
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